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kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

itisclara:

for halloween or first dates

itisclara:

for halloween or first dates

tinarannosaurus:

"If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor, dying."

request (x)

bettycrockerdile:

i had a pun about insanity but then i lost it

ratchetlarry:

remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative

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otterhumour:

hate-d:

bitches be like “Am I showing to much skin??//?”

there is no skin whatsoever in this picture

otterhumour:

hate-d:

bitches be like “Am I showing to much skin??//?”

there is no skin whatsoever in this picture

nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary
you all have to sleep in that spot

nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary

you all have to sleep in that spot